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"Global Beverage Research Team" Travel Truths Tee

"Global Beverage Research Team" Travel Truths Tee

Not everyone will get this. That’s kind of the point.

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Says exactly what you’re thinking—without saying a word.

“I didn't even have to explain it” ❤️

Quality guaranteed. If your tee isn't perfect when it arrives, we'll make it right.

  • Says Exactly What You’re Thinking Without Saying a Word
  • Soft, Broken-In Feel From Day One
  • Relaxed Fit That Works on Everyone
  • Made for Travel Days (And Everything After)
  • Garment-Dyed for That Lived-In Look
  • Made to Order & Ready to Ship in 3-7 business days

About the Travel Truths Collection

Travel Truths are the inside jokes of travel — the moments every traveler understands without explanation.

Each design in this collection is inspired by those small, relatable moments that somehow become the stories you tell long after the trip ends.

If the phrase makes you laugh, you've probably lived it.

Explore More Travel Truths

Production & Shipping

Each piece is made to order just for you.

Please allow 3–7 business days for production before your order ships. Once shipped, most orders arrive within 3–5 business days depending on your location.

You’ll receive tracking as soon as it’s on the way.

We offer free shipping on all orders over $75 within the U.S or flat rate $7.99.

Making products on demand helps reduce overproduction—so thanks for being part of that.

Tee Details & Materials

Built to be worn on repeat.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in look
  • Midweight fabric (not too thin, not too heavy)
  • Relaxed fit for everyday wear
  • Durable stitching that holds up over time

The kind of tee that feels broken-in from the first wear—and keeps getting better.

Size Guide & Fit

Relaxed, easy fit with a slightly structured feel.

If you’re between sizes, size up for a looser look or down for a more fitted feel.

Measurements (inches):

S — Width: 18 ¼ | Length: 26 ⅝ | Sleeve: 16 ¼
M — Width: 20 ¼ | Length: 28 | Sleeve: 17 ¾
L — Width: 22 | Length: 29 ⅜ | Sleeve: 19
XL — Width: 24 | Length: 30 ¾ | Sleeve: 20 ½
2XL — Width: 26 | Length: 31 ⅝ | Sleeve: 21 ¾
3XL — Width: 27 ¾ | Length: 32 ½ | Sleeve: 23 ¼
4XL — Width: 29 ¾ | Length: 33 ½ | Sleeve: 24 ⅝

How to measure:

  • Width = across the chest, laid flat
  • Length = top of shoulder to bottom hem
  • Sleeve = center back to sleeve edge

Most people stick with their usual size for a relaxed fit.

Our Good Vibes Guarantee

If your order arrives damaged or there is a quality issue, we’ll make it right.

Because each piece is made to order, we do not accept returns for change of mind — but your satisfaction with the quality of your artwork is extremely important to us.

If you have any questions at all, just reach out. We’re happy to help.

GLOBAL BEVERAGE RESEARCH TEAM

science requires repeat testing

Magic After Midnight Collection

You didn’t come to EPCOT for the rides.
You came with a strategy.

A loosely structured itinerary built around:
“just one drink”
and absolutely no realistic stopping point.

For the people committed to the bit.
The kind who somehow end up in Morocco wondering whose idea it was to “pace ourselves.”

Front detail:

🚝 world showcase protocol

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More Travel Truths

Every traveler has a few phrases that only make sense if you’ve been there.

The Travel Truths collection is filled with those small inside jokes — the things frequent flyers, overpackers, gate runners, and airport coffee drinkers instantly understand.

Find the one that feels a little too familiar.

Details & Care

For those who read the fine print.

Blank: Comfort Colors® 1717 Garment-Dyed T-Shirt

Fit: Relaxed unisex fit

Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton

Feel: Midweight, soft-washed cotton with a broken-in feel from day one

Construction: Durable double-needle stitching throughout

Design: Vintage-inspired front and/or back artwork designed for travelers, adventurers, and professional vacation planners

Color: Garment-dyed for that perfectly lived-in look you normally have to earn

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not iron directly on the printed design
  • Wash with similar colors

Built for airport days, road trips, cruise decks, beach walks, and every adventure in between.